Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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