Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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