i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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