New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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