My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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