We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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