I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize