Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
