bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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