that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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