It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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