im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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