I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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