Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
