Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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