So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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