I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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