Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
