You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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