Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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