So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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