found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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