I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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