Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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