cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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