FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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