He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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