If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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