you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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