Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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