ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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