Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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