What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
