I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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