I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
this hospital has no fireball
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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