ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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sarcasm needs its own font
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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