Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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