i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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