maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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