No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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