I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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