people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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