I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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