A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
"it" just moved
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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