I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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