Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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