The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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