Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
