her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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