real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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