He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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