Cold hands, warm shart.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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