im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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