Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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