come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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